Carigamers
Off Topic => Ole Talk => Topic started by: ProtoJoe on October 14, 2005, 01:34:46 AM
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Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=news.quirkies
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by all means.
no sense letting all that potential storage space go to waste!
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Proto where do you find these things?
What's next, a pelvic DVD burner? LMAO!!
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lolll @ pelvic dvd burner ahahah
for real eh
they have the built in drive slot for the disc to go into an all
ahjahaha
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by all means.
no sense letting all that potential storage space go to waste!
POTENTIAL STORAGE SPACE?????!!!!!! :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
How many women do they think will actually go for this idea? And would you want your girl to do that if she ever decided to have implants? HMMMM???? What is she just a personal radio? What if you guys are in the middle of a meeting or a a funeral, god forbid, and some seriously inappropriate music just switches on?
I would like to see men with musical breast implants....much better than guys who are constantly making their pecs jump to attract attention....it should work both ways shouldn't it and we all know some guys have some man b00bs....lol.....the frustration...
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Doh worry la deesse... I am sure they'll come up with a rectal fax machine or something for guys and btw pplz the female breast is storage already, at least during pregnancy rem????
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Musical Boobies. Yay verily. :)
I'd post all of the funny things that are popping into my mind right now, but most of it's NSFW, so I'll keep it to mahself.
.......but, just for the sake of it, all I'll say is tuning in to 95 FM each morning would prove rather interesting...... ;)
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lol @ rectal fax and tuning to 95fm.
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Besides during that time of month your boobs are already sensitive why would you want a stereo of it that is sensitive enough to react to your body movements. That might ineviable cause extra pain.... Y u men are so heart less.
The tings women have to do to please u'll
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that real dread, hold a party with them tits!
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it really shows how much ppl like to waste money and time on stupid shit, when they could be out there tryin to find the cure for some disease
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Yea i know, and if they do develop this...some dumb woman is gonna actually try it...and years down the line, shes prob gonna get cancer from it and start to complain....stupid ppl really...