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Exodus: Gods and Kings
« on: July 08, 2014, 08:34:03 PM »
« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 05:06:16 PM by Archer »

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2014, 09:38:54 PM »
Christian Bale?  Really?  As MOSES!!?


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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2014, 09:58:57 PM »
Lol you didn't know?

When I heard about this I was interested to see how this would turn out.

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2014, 01:36:32 PM »
Bat-Prophet: hjfgluygoljlkjgjgiutdkjfhjkjghLetMyPeopleGokjygougjgjgyfgsdfk...
Ramses: ... I'm sorry, what?
Bat-Prophet: tstyfokqsaljlkflkjnkahljaldlkhljasbvqwiuytirpfi8eupwufpoLETMYPEOPLEGOiohoihsaknkanac!!!
Ramses: Dude... What?!?
Bat-Prophet: khtfyduyfutdrydutdiutdouytfdytsut5eiugtiyr87654TenPlaguesjhftdsajhoiuhugugauo...
Ramses: Okay, did you just say "ten plagues"? What's that about? What do you want?
Bat-Prophet: htfhdyutdohfoyto86y95uteutdtfuyRiverOfBloodyirtsyifuyouyfutsf7...
Ramses: DUDE, we FISH there! What exactly do you WANT?
Bat-Prophet: yfyftdofpiyfpiyfififFrogsAndGnatsyfpiufpiugougfiyi659khgydiu...
Ramses: A wee bit uncalled for, bro... Seriously.
Bat-Prophet: itfiyurfoyg[lkgyfdydjljhfkjgAbsoluteDarknessytfdiugyfoyftdoudouf5...
Ramses: You are the WORST prophet ever, I swear to Horus...
Bat-Prophet: SWEAR TO ME!!!


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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2014, 01:48:10 PM »
Bat-Prophet: hjfgluygoljlkjgjgiutdkjfhjkjghLetMyPeopleGokjygougjgjgyfgsdfk...
Ramses: ... I'm sorry, what?
Bat-Prophet: tstyfokqsaljlkflkjnkahljaldlkhljasbvqwiuytirpfi8eupwufpoLETMYPEOPLEGOiohoihsaknkanac!!!
Ramses: Dude... What?!?
Bat-Prophet: khtfyduyfutdrydutdiutdouytfdytsut5eiugtiyr87654TenPlaguesjhftdsajhoiuhugugauo...
Ramses: Okay, did you just say "ten plagues"? What's that about? What do you want?
Bat-Prophet: htfhdyutdohfoyto86y95uteutdtfuyRiverOfBloodyirtsyifuyouyfutsf7...
Ramses: DUDE, we FISH there! What exactly do you WANT?
Bat-Prophet: yfyftdofpiyfpiyfififFrogsAndGnatsyfpiufpiugougfiyi659khgydiu...
Ramses: A wee bit uncalled for, bro... Seriously.
Bat-Prophet: itfiyurfoyg[lkgyfdydjljhfkjgAbsoluteDarknessytfdiugyfoyftdoudouf5...
Ramses: You are the WORST prophet ever, I swear to Horus...
Bat-Prophet: SWEAR TO ME!!!

MEH BELLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I didn't see where you was going they eh, but wayeee, yuh last line..pure comedy gold.

BREHAHRAHRHARHARHAHRAHR

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2014, 01:48:10 PM »

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2014, 02:39:11 PM »
I'm sorry...am I missing something here?







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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2014, 02:41:21 PM »
i'll let Q explain he own joke, but this vid should shed a little light:


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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2014, 02:42:33 PM »
He tried to parody the Bale Batvoice, wasn't that funny *shrugs* lol.

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2014, 02:43:27 PM »
Joke gone over alyuh head, it was hilarious rofl!

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2014, 02:55:19 PM »
Oh I got the reference, but I was waiting for the punchline.

Some jokes just don't work without audio for context.





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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2014, 02:56:45 PM »
Cool, well whiles reading I was hearing the batman voice in my head..so when I read that last line, I read it exactly like how batman said it in the clip I posted. Which triggered belly hurting fall on floor laughter rofl.

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2014, 01:42:33 PM »
Allyuh ah sorry, ah couldn't help it...

It stems from watching this video too much:


I really couldn't help it, lol. I'm glad you had a bellyfull, MessiaaH. :awesome:
« Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 01:47:03 PM by Q »


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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2014, 11:48:15 PM »


Yeah...

Hollywood could officially suck a FAT DICK!!!
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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2014, 11:34:11 AM »
lol

Looking at that pic I imagined a story that someone like Dave Chappelle would tell:

The other day I went on a tour of Hollywood and we visited the set of that Moses movie - Exodus. Somehow I got split up from the group and one of the black actors seen me. He came up to me, looked around to see if anyone was watching and said - "hey...hey bro, help me"
You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount.

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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2014, 12:37:48 PM »
...and would you believe I read that in his stand-up comedy voice?  :laughing7:


I dunno... I thought this battle was over with.
We STILL making movies about Egypt with WHITE PEOPLE as the principal leads.....really?

I don't blame the actors...is dem who want de wuk.
I blame the producers, who look at everybody with a STRAIGHT FACE, and greenlight that.   :(

Me eh business nah, dais de Hollywood allyuh love so much...but I'll be damned if I don't voice my opinion on such a travesty.

I know it's 'just a movie' but OGOARR boy....





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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2014, 03:27:15 PM »
Appropriate that you refer to Dave Chappelle, considering that he had a segment called "Ask a black dude" and it covered this same topic.


Paul Mooney was the "black dude" and he observed that Tom Cruise was The Last Samurai, Brad Pitt was "The Mexican" and he revealed that pretty soon, they'll make a movie called "The Last Nigga On Earth"...

Starring Tom Hanks.


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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2014, 06:08:39 PM »
Hahahaha...oh yes, I remember that...and I recall his facial expression at the notion too...



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Re: Exodus: Gods and Kings
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2014, 06:08:39 PM »

 


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