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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #500 on: December 04, 2006, 04:18:32 PM »
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! BAW @ revenge of the tech-support!!!!

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #501 on: December 07, 2006, 04:33:27 PM »
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #502 on: December 08, 2006, 06:38:18 AM »
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #503 on: December 08, 2006, 10:06:42 AM »
Chakra for you!

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #504 on: December 09, 2006, 10:10:38 AM »
This one is for Empire:

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #505 on: December 09, 2006, 10:20:54 PM »
chuckle...
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #506 on: December 10, 2006, 11:08:39 AM »
haaaahahahahhaaaa TOAAAAD ..........................bwaaaaaaaahahahaahah.
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #507 on: December 13, 2006, 02:35:26 AM »
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

Litte Susie thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #508 on: December 13, 2006, 06:35:42 AM »
...elkcuhc :huh: :huh: :huh:
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #509 on: December 17, 2006, 06:06:40 PM »
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.

The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.

The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ... "

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #510 on: December 18, 2006, 07:10:26 AM »
kinda funny
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #511 on: December 18, 2006, 11:39:56 AM »
I get the joke, but the horrible artwork just kills it for me. Sorry.

In other news:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=221


Gamecube.....NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo! ;___;
« Last Edit: December 18, 2006, 11:44:56 AM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #512 on: December 29, 2006, 12:40:40 PM »
WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT
AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT
TURNED
OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."


I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY
KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE
OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.



AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD
REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY

DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S
GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE
DINED
INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH
AND
I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY

ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"


I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"


SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."


AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU
DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK."


"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT

CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS

OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".


AND I JUST SAT THERE...   ON THE COUCH...    ............. NAKED.


Trouble in this place tonight........BAN....KAI

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #513 on: December 29, 2006, 01:29:04 PM »
weyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....ROTFLMAOWSMBWWHGF
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #514 on: December 29, 2006, 09:29:58 PM »
O_O LOL, ROFL, that hadda be one for the books!

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #515 on: December 31, 2006, 02:41:26 PM »
O_O LOL, ROFL, that hadda be one for the books!

Books my rotfllmao dat  one dredddd hahahah good one!!
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #516 on: January 02, 2007, 07:21:56 AM »
Thats the first new joke i've heard for the new year! LOL! good job mate.

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #517 on: January 02, 2007, 11:35:40 PM »
First stale jokes of the year, especially for Empire.

How do prisoners call each other?
On cell phones.

Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2007, 02:29:53 PM by vivman1107 »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #518 on: January 03, 2007, 03:20:16 PM »
u want a blowjob?
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #519 on: January 04, 2007, 03:31:37 PM »
The other kids make fun of you dont they empire?
Manicou....Manicou MANICOUUUUUUUUU

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