Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Saxito Pau]

Ok the question no one is asking what the hell was he doing in your room WTF.

When you go Cinema 8 to take in Epic Movie and a new $20 ticket price watching you in your face i mean WTMC is not even a month that it was $18.

Rather late you are.. within 2 weeks of Movie Towne raising their prices, Cinema 8 did same.

But $2 extra FAR better than $10 extra + $5 lobby entrance fee any day of the year.


- WTMC at Diego traffic this morning!!! leave home @ 7am and hit traffic at flicking KFC on de highway.

- in a taxi headed back to Diego, see a guy literally strolling across the highway by Phase 2 Magazine.. car in front has to swerve away to left lane to avoid hitting the guy. Guy apparently in his 40s actually looks at oncoming car (while still in de road!) and reacts with the usual "bounce me nah!" body language.... And we all know that we drive usually 100Kmph... driver of taxi I was in tell me he'd have hit him a side mirror. (I'd give him the whole door!)

If I were driving and I had to stop on account of THAT particular pedestrian's a$$ness..I'd jump out and clout him forthwith!!

[W1nTry]

*sighs* Trini's eh? pedestrians have a 'bounce meh nah attitude' daz why I need a 4x4 with a HUGE Steel Grill... anyways. Yeah driving up the highway this morning and at least 4 ppl cut in front of meh (all within 3 ft of me) with NO indicator. But dread its so normal now I doh even fight it no more... WTMC at standard of driving in this country SO POOR that I give up on ppl and just come to accept that it is GOING to happen. Another reason why God hasn't given me a gun yet...

[Saxito Pau]

*pictures W1ntry and Saxman in a 4x4 with huge steel grill driving down highway. Saxman is driving. Both are attired in best suit and dark shades...

Another idiot pull a bad drive on them. they look to each other,  and smile.

W1ntry pulls out gun while Saxman goes down a gear and pursues offending driver.... w1ntry rolls down glass (Of course we much have aircon, dammit!) and begine cracking shots at the back right tyre. Saxman meanwhile take careful aim at center of car and accelerates until he hits car in back...

The eventual outcome is the the offending driver careens off the road in the bush.... Saxman pulls on the the shoulder to a screeching halt...

both men jump  out of 4x4 and walk up to car, guns at the ready. W1ntry has a notepad in his left hand. W1ntry reaches offending driver's window. While the drive is still disoriented, W1ntry begins scribbling on the notepad, and then hand the driver a piece of paper. On the the paper is a ....ticket. (YES we're flicking armed Licensing Officers!!!)*

LOL..what an an imagination!! 
*invites W1n to edit for a more 'entertaining' story...

[W1nTry]

*W1nTry's has a go at it*

W1nTry and Sax saddle up with a 18 wheeler and 12 guage shotguns.
Proceed to start the gauntlet aka north-south highway.
Sax spots a car (PH no doubt) coming up fast on the shoulder.
Sax pulls just slightly onto shoulder leaving no room for PH.
PH pulls to the right to overtake
Sax pulls to the right and blokes lane.
PH tries to overtake on left lane (before it hits cars driving on the left lane)
W1nTry proceeds to make his engine a cheese grater.
PH pulls onto shoulder and comes to a stop.
Sax follows suite.
Sax reverses onto PH until bonnet is safely tucked away UNDER back of 18 wheeler.
W1nTry gets out and proceeds to make the rear of the PH a cheese grater as well.
W1nTry and Sax give out pamflets on drivers etiquette and "how not to be an idiot passenger of a PH".
W1nTry and Sax flag down a Taxi and let passengers go on with their lives.
PH driver now begins what most trinis would 'LEVEL CUSS'
W1nTry proceeds to make drivers door a water strainer (driver is NOT in vehicle, in case you were wondering)
PH driver shuts the ^&*# up and calms the %$#@ down.
Sax slaps the windscreen with a ticket and a yellow smiley face saying "have a nice day, and do be more mindfull on the road"
W1nTry hands PH driver a calling card for W1nTry's Autobody repair and tow services XD
W1nTry and Sax put up a sign (cause yuh know by now LEVEL traffic pile up so ppl macoing from a side)
Sign read: "Courtesy is contagious, and if you're not we'll turn ur car into cheese graters and coolanders"

PS. No imaginary or real persons or animals were hurt and/or injured in the making of this fantasy.

[Arcmanov]

lol WTMC @ the two of allyuh^^^^^

[Saxito Pau]

LOL... THAT was fun.... one day road rage will get the better of me though....

- when yuh need to order stuff online asap but your credit card is maxed out...

[vivman1107]

- Sony raising PS3 prices in Canada to "increase sales"

[Qloxx]

Not Sony buy greedy Canadian retailers.
When Manning going all over the place and saying that the smelters is his way of industrialiasation and he offering consultation for free to said countries WTMC.

[Nephilim]

WTMC!!!

My sister just come down the stairs an emotional wreck, why....

and i quote

'i really doh like school dred...'

[Qloxx]

And how old is your sister, Best check into that because no matter how much i doh like school i dont get emotional over it.

[Synchronomyst]

WTMC!!!

My sister just come down the stairs an emotional wreck, why....

and i quote

'i really doh like school dred...'

Check that.

No...seriously...something's going on there.

[Kaizen]

were emo kids!


when you finally playing sh4 on pc late in the night and $#@%@# current gone.

[W1nTry]

When yuh hear/read smelter construction beginning THIS YEAR and a co-worker brother get murdered..... 0_o

[Cross]

When yuh hear/read smelter construction beginning THIS YEAR and a co-worker brother get murdered..... 0_o

Sorry to hear about the co-worker


AH yes...patrick manning...aluminum smelter...industrialisation....

anyone else did history (for cxc) and saw what the industrialization age did to america's states?....

If only i had my way i would slap that prime minister all over the floor while shouting "industrialise this b***h" then make him sign his resignation form and fresh elections one time.....this time GATT running ruling party...W1ntry i just want to be minister of national security...please..

[W1nTry]

Yuh may hadda fight that one out with our resident Protective services member.... can you guess whom I refer to?

[Trinitus]

I wondering who in God's green and smoggy earth you talking bout I think ill run for a new ruling party too....

[SeXiE_ToY]

Whitney Houston and Ray-J aka Brandy's lil brother, together!!!!  WTMC

[Kaizen]

WTMC INDEED
SHE LIKE DECADES OLDER DAN HE

.. okay :S..thats all

[Saxito Pau]

- When people on GATT can still  find, buy and use PC Chips motherboards

- when the girl you really like inadvertently gives you the "kiss of death" when she comments on your hi5 profile... sigh
(killer line: "You will always be a special friend in my heart!")

[Qloxx]

Special Friend Special friend hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! . Sorry that hard boss ah well at least you find out sooner than later.
Saxman takes friend out and after a wonderful time in movietown followed by dinner in Ruby Tuesday
Saxman: You know i think we have something really special going
LadyFriend: Yes i know what you mean
Saxman: I'm so glad we on the same page
LadyFriend: Yes from day one i've always known that (voice changes to a demonic growl) you would be my SPECIAL FRIEND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Saxman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Moral of the story the LADDER THEORY SAVES LIVES