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Newbie Corner / Gaming Locations

« on: February 14, 2012, 10:17:36 AM »

hello ppl i have recently returned to gaming but the old place that i used to play gone , any info on places that have good pc games like sof and cod on the eastern mainroad

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Mobile Phones & Gadgets / ringtones

« on: April 18, 2006, 10:36:02 PM »

anyone know of any sites where to download Nokia Polyphonic Ringtones for free

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Ole Talk / Just a Joke

« on: April 12, 2005, 09:25:43 PM »

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it." The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?" "No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." "What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

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Ole Talk / weird stories but true

« on: November 20, 2003, 09:28:37 AM »

Worker found dead at desk for 5 days  

New York Times 22-January-03

Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proofreader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend.

His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself."

A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died.

You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally. Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody notices anyway.                    

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Software, Security, Programming and Internet / modem problem

« on: October 25, 2003, 10:50:37 AM »

i having problems wit meh modem .everytime i try to log on to the net i get a message that the modem is not connected right. i use Help but is still not working. i have the cd rom and everything.

so if anyone could help meh plzz post thge info and if u all know anybody that could come and look that pc themselves and slove the problem. i live in El dorado message meh