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« on: May 08, 2009, 12:54:04 PM »
*googles cassie pics*
Thanks GATT it's been a while
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« on: April 21, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »
oh thats my car getting towed and me running after them
i was standing next to my car at the time
Crix I honestly feel your pain.....but allow me to say this Now i can FINALLY say "I know that man"
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« on: April 19, 2009, 02:41:54 AM »
OUCH Bailey continued that when the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound, followed by excruciating pain and significant swelling, causing the penis to appear deformed. He noted that in some cases, blood might be seen coming from the organ. Ouch again
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« on: April 19, 2009, 02:35:03 AM »
Av - 8 (cause Kimi was DE boss)
Sigh - 8 (because even though i've seen it plenty times i still watch it from start to finish)
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« on: April 15, 2009, 11:03:19 AM »
Watching "Passion of the Christ" for the first time ever (Last night on TV6)... and I ENJOYED it!! 
licks... Licks... LICKS and MORE FREAKING LICKS!!
Imagine licks till the man ribs get exposed. pop out he shoulder joint to nail him on cross.. EPIC
I am definitely making any future heirs of mine watch this for their 12th birthday..
and I just found my new punishment for Fatima students for violating lab rules
You know what, I will deal with you on MSN that show was bollocks ( there was gross over emphasis on the beating of christ)
No soilder they to get it as accurate as possible, people jus refuse to believe the man went through that torture funny how they claimed it to be the most accurate depiction of christ blah blah
yet thought it no big deal to leave the white boy as jesus. Awesome accuracy
That has been a debate since they making Jesus movies so......it will always be a debate until he comes back again.....well at least for those of us who believes he is coming again
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« on: April 13, 2009, 01:00:20 AM »
- meeting the person who will sing the TT national anthem for Obama
- being frozen in shock at the power of her voice as she did a smaple rendition, opera style
This post is useless without pics of said person..... or you just need to learn how to spell on your own
NEVER!! what is the purpose of a computer if it cannot think, spell and speak for you...
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« on: April 10, 2009, 03:53:30 AM »
:S I need to get spell check on my browser
Or i need to stop using spell check in word......
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« on: April 09, 2009, 07:20:11 PM »
.......so allyuh highering?
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« on: April 07, 2009, 06:37:38 AM »
The guardian say their prices going up too...
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« on: April 07, 2009, 12:05:10 AM »
WOIE WOIE Donkey Kong contry FTW
*goes to DL emulator*
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« on: April 06, 2009, 11:37:11 PM »
Nah man Hard O/C we jus yanking your chains man well at least I am.
Honestly I cannot remember any arugument a couple threads back :S
And to stay true to the code of this thread
-women, particularly Exs who jus......would not go away
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« on: April 06, 2009, 03:40:17 PM »
WTMC @ Marriage!!!
Gay or straight?
Now.......I am an observant person by nature so forgive me when I ask this.... How come all of a sudden you are highlighting the sexual orientation of certain matters? *I put this as nicely as possible*
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« on: April 06, 2009, 09:12:34 AM »
WTMC @ Marriage!!!
that's a first....
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« on: April 03, 2009, 01:35:25 PM »
LOL H. Birthday Crix
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« on: April 02, 2009, 03:25:49 PM »
You spell miniature wrong
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« on: April 02, 2009, 10:50:05 AM »
WTMC at all the sexist and bitter men on this forum
Blame women *goes back into the hedge waiting for sax to post about students*
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« on: April 02, 2009, 07:21:50 AM »
Slight NWS
A fella link up with a girl and he invited to come over to watch a movie so to try ah thing he put on a porno for dem to watch so after ah few minutes the girl look at him and said "hunny ah ready for some action" the guy got up and put on RAMBO......
Followed by
Little John and Ruth are only 10 years old and think they are in love. So they decide to get married. John bravely goes to Ruth's father and says, "Mr Levy, me and Ruth are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Keeping a serious face, Mr Levy replies, "Well John, you are 10, I believe. Where will you both live?"
John replies, "In Ruth's room. It's bigger than mine so we can both fit nicely."
Still trying not to smile, Mr Levy says, "OK then, where will you get enough money to support Ruth? You're not old enough to get a job."
John replies, "Ruth gets £8 a week pocket money and I get £7.50 a week pocket money. That's over £65 a month and that should be enough."
Mr Levy is surprised that John has put so much thinking into the marriage, so he tries to come up with something that John won't be able to answer. He says, "Well John , it seems like you’ve got everything worked out. I have just one more question for you. What will you do if you should have little ones of your own?"
John shrugs his shoulders and replies, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
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« on: April 01, 2009, 02:30:07 PM »
NWS
You have been warned
A bloke walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says, "Hey, would you let me bite your breasts for £100?"
She says, "Are you mad?"
He says, "OK, would you let me bite your breasts for £1000?"
She says, "I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
He says, "OK, would you let me bite your breasts just once for £10,000?"
She thinks about it and says, "OK, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go to into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman eventually gets annoyed and says "Well? Are you going to bite them or not?"
"Nah," he says. "Costs too much."
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« on: April 01, 2009, 02:21:42 PM »
this thread is cursed....*runs out screaming*
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« on: April 01, 2009, 12:11:49 PM »
wow.......redeemer......brings back memories
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