A woman went to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas Dinner.
This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman began to feel a little discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains were almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let
out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boy-friends father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp"
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later
the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
And once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she $hits on you!"
8 Things I Hate What People Say And Do
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a$$es!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $30 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When they say something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
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lol
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gonna watch it again tonite