A message from the honorable Philip Alexis

[Red Paradox]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

I regret to inform thee that after countless lustful years, I've had to break off my relationship with Ms. Elisha Cuthbert. She will always have a special place in my heart and "other" places, however as a wise man once told me; "when yuh throw away your KFC, you don't go in the dustbin for de bones"

I've decide to take Ms. Scarlett Johansson as my new "sig". She is sexy, intelligent, sexy (x 2) and she is a class omega uber-hottie. Thank you for allowing me this broadcast because honestly I'm bored as f*** at work and I wanted to talk s***.

I'll return you to your regularly scheduled program.




 

[Crixx_Creww]

find pics of her with the red hair please
this blonde thing not the bestest on her

[rb]

B0000000BI3S

[Heady]

like a man see d The prestige  too. she look realll good in dat.

Dem lips LAWD she could real give jessica alba competition in d lips department.

[Red Paradox]

like a man see d The prestige  too. she look realll good in dat.

Dem lips LAWD she could real give jessica alba competition in d lips department.

She looked better in "The Island"
The force was strong with Ewan McGregor

[Cross]

Yes that is a most BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

Nuff Props Flip

[New Era Outlaw]

Yeah, hah, hah.

And now, by popular demand (actually, because rb asked for it), a pair of boobies.
Warning, do NOT scroll down if you're not prepared to see boobies!
I repeat, don't scroll down if you don't want to see boobies!
































....you're getting warmer. Now's the perfect time to turn back if you're afraid of boobies.


























































Ready? We're almost there!






































And....VOILA!






Weren't those boobies simply awesome?

[Red Paradox]

LMAO

[Synchronomyst]

I've grown WAY to cynical because I saw that joke coming from a mile away.